New Year’s
Resolutions 2014
Be 5’8” This one
is going to be difficult, because I am currently 5’3” and not 10 years
old. But: I put on a sweatshirt the
other day and the arms seem shorter, so either I’m growing again, or it shrunk
in the dryer. It’s probably the dryer
thing…
Get my car paid off.
This one is achievable in that it will be paid off by the fall. It may seem like cheating to put something on
a list that is inevitable, but shut up…it’s my list.
Not get upset with
all the New Year’s Resolution Gym people.
Every year, I get inappropriately angry at all of the people who show up
at my gym in January and
February. I should be EXCITED for them
because THIS is the year they are going to get FIT! But really, I’m annoyed
because I have to fight for treadmills until they give up on their goals
mid-February. Really, I just need to go
to the gym later in the evening until the excitement calms down a bit.
Make breakfast. I don’t like oatmeal, and that is the easiest
thing for me to have that is ‘breakfast-y’ now, so unless I make muffins or
coffee cake or something over the weekend for the week, most of the time my
breakfast either consists of coffee and potato chips or sometimes
leftovers. This year will be different! At least until February…probably…
Stop hating on
leggings. I bought a pair at Target
a couple of weeks ago and guess what?
They are CRAZY COMFORTABLE! Will I wear them out to dinner or with a
tank top? Hell no…but they are perfect lounging attire. P.S…I’m starting to dress like I did in
middle school. Leggings and a
sweater? What’s up, 1995?
Attempt to control my
Netflix Binging problem. I
discovered Sister Wives on Netflix
recently and watched four seasons in a week.
A week! But I also discovered Sons
of Anarchy and Justified because
of Netflix streaming, so its powers can be used for good as well as evil.
Stop talking about
getting knocked up around my mom.
Apparently she doesn’t think it’s funny, so I should probably stop
joking about getting her a grandchild this way.
Probably.
Go on my Hanna Road
Trip. I’ve decided that I need to
visit all of the towns in the western US and Canada named ‘Hanna’. Most of them look like I will get murdered by
a toothless old man just by driving into the town, so it should be a fun
trip. Anyone else in? Stops will include
Hanna, Alberta (actually looks like a fun and normal town-thanks Canada!);
Hanna, South Dakota; Hanna, Utah; and Hanna, Wyoming. There are towns names Hanna in other states,
but I’ve already been to those states, so no thanks! Also, there are Hanna’s in Iran, Poland and
Pakistan, so…I won’t be visiting them anytime soon either.
Run Market to Market. This is legitimate and I start training for
it in late February. I also hope to do
Dam to Dam again this year because I love that course.
Infuse more vodka.
Everyone wins when I do this J
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